I Know What Makes the Perfect Partner
I know how to find the perfect man. I know what you really want in a partner. Come on by InThePowderRoom and read my article about it, then let me know in the comments over there what YOU look for …...
View ArticleUltimate Wedding Registry List: Repurposed for Parenthood
Remember how serious you were about registering for gifts before your wedding? Like, actually touching various towels and pondering china patterns for hours? At your bridal shower and after the...
View ArticleYeah. I Went to Europe. I Can’t Believe it, Either.
It’s no secret that I’ve been traveling a lot this summer. I’ve spent 28 of the past 54 days in another state or country, traveling by plane, car or train. My bedroom is littered with suitcases and...
View ArticleHow DARE Beyoncé Love Having Sex with Her Husband?
The Beyoncé controversy is making me do very big eye rolls. The Grammys were exactly as they should be, and I have a few things to say about: The sexual nature of Beyoncé’s performance The comparison...
View ArticleModesty and the Old Fogey
I…I just don’t get it. I’m almost speechless. I SAID “ALMOST.” Is anyone modest with their physicality anymore? Does anyone say “No” anymore when asked to do unclothed or ridiculous things in a public...
View ArticleThings Kids Do That Are Unacceptable on the First Date
I’m a planner. Some day my kids will be of dating age (that’s, like, 35 years old, right?) and I’m going to need to explain to them how to suss out the kind of person to go on a second date with. My...
View Article81 Things Dads Do That Make Us Weak in the Knees
My friends and I agree: fatherhood makes guys more attractive. Sexier. Just plain old hotter. Sure, the dads on TV and in movies are usually made to look like bumbling dolts, but I think we all know...
View ArticleA Peek into My Marriage
My husband’s a quiet fella. He doesn’t like much attention or razzamatazz. He’s not shy, he just likes to mind his own business. Which is why he has given me a few things he doesn’t want me to talk...
View ArticleHow to Get Laid By Your Wife
Listen fellas, I’ve helped you once before with tips on simple things you can do to get laid by your wife during March Madness. But I have a lot of friends who are married to men just like you. Funny,...
View ArticleDating My Husband
The babysitter was lined up. The friends gave restaurant suggestions. I had already put on mascara. The hour was near. My husband wanted me to meet him in NYC for dinner to celebrate my birthday… Want...
View ArticleDate Night with Your Husband
Dating. Romance. Love. Marriage. It’s all good stuff. But after time – especially after kids – aspects of your relationship change. Take, for example, Sexy Time. When you first got together, you’d...
View ArticleTrying Not to Accidentally Permanently Injure My Beloved on Father’s Day
The best thing I can say about my experience in giving gifts to my husband for occasions like Father’s Day is that at least I still have my optimism. Every year I try to think of the perfect gift for...
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